dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you will always have a special place in my vag
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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