Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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