I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
