Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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