Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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