I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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