a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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