So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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