Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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