I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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