I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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