actually, I'm a sock model
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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