You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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