i jhust puked up my retainher.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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