i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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