I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
