Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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