i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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