i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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