"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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