i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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