I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
