It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Two words: blizzard sex
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