Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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