I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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