They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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