i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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