Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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