The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
When did angry sex become our thing?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Your penis caused this!
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