Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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