lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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