Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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