Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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