They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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