I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
