i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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