I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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