Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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