went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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