Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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