Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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