So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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