my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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