Whod you bang
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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