you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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