Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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