he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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