dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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