just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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