idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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